Wake up dead

I woke up today with a dead arm, a dead neck and a dead ear. I was practically a corpse!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 at 8:26 AM and filed under New stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

5 Responses to “Wake up dead”

  1. disgruntled said:

    Were they yours?

  2. Mikeachim said:

    Did your family play amusing jokes on you when you got up, just to make you look daft?
    (”Hey, I’m over here!”, “Look behind you!”, “Catch!”).

  3. Yarb said:

    d: the arm and ear, yes.
    m: my family never do anything but play amusing jokes on me…

  4. Mantecanaut said:

    Once, as a younger man, and after a not inconsiderable intake of beverage and smoke-based brain-unguent, I awoke terrified in the inky black of my room ; someone or something had touched been touching me in an inappropriate manner! Leaping from bed to lightswitch, fists readied against assailant, I quickly became aware that, yes… it was my own arm, numbed by sleep contortion, that had been my abuser.

  5. Yarb said:

    That sounds exciting - almost sexual!

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