things move around

Consider “his” recent decisive pronouncements on biofuels:

While I am very much conscious and aware of these problems, at the same time you need to constantly look at having creative sources of energy, including biofuels. Therefore, at this time, just criticising biofuel may not be a good solution. I would urge we need to address these issues in a comprehensive manner.

At this time I wouldn’t make any definitive judgment or definitive plans, in particular vis-à-vis these biofuels…

Boutros Boutros-Ghali, you knew where you were. I mean he was obviously made up, there was no fucking around. Kofi Annan was Morgan Freeman’s best role. But this Ban character - or should that be moon character? - mooncalf? - he’s plausible. I’m wondering whether he might be harbouring that dirty secret called existence.