A dinner to remember

I dined in the hotel, on pea soup and cod. The pea soup was from a tin, which is a guarantee of relative quality in this kind of place. I was sitting in an open booth under a wan green light, so my soup appeared colourless and gruelish, but there was something in it like ham which I relished. In the booth behind me sat a man, Mr Clegg, who seemed to be some sort of resident from the way the waitress addressed him by name and seemed to give him a big discount on his steak; he sang along, from time to time, with the local shanties piping out of the speakers: “The Schooner Mary Ann” and others.

Then the CD ended and for a time I ate in near-silence, the sole diner, the staff off somewhere. The only sound was the intermittent jingling of the fruit machines at the other end of the bar. I clung onto sanity long enough for the waitress to return and fire up the shanties again; and now it was her turn to sing along quietly as she shuffled around behind the bar.

The cod wasn’t fresh but it was okay, “pan-fried” with minimal batter. Among the carrots and peppers was a solitary floret of broccoli which I saved ’til last.

As I was leaving, two unpleasant-looking men came in, sat down in the booth ahead of me, and ordered unpleasant-sounding dinners. I was unnerved by the elder man in particular, who struck me as a source of malice, and this made me bang my knee on the table as I shuffled off my bench and limped back to my room.

This entry was posted on Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 3:28 PM and filed under New stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

4 Responses to “A dinner to remember”

  1. heather said:

    this is like the start of a novel. excellent stuff.

  2. Beachhutman said:

    Oh god, oh god, that rings so many bells…. long weeks in Swansea hotels, six weeks in ther Kuwait Holiday Inn, a DREADFUL place in Daventry (that woukld work just as well with a comma but without “in”) etrc.
    Thanks to good fortune my hotel meals these days are at least enlivened by gangs of trainees on massive expense accounts (bigger than mine) or trainers who want me to pick up the tab bnecause it will be more than their dinner allowance. If you ever end up on this side again, Avoid the Hotel NH in Den Haag, the Rif in Tangier, the Campanile in Birmingham, the …….

    (Well, Hi Heather!)

  3. MOobs said:

    Are you going to be back in town on the eveinng of the 27th

  4. Yarb said:

    Hello, faithful friends.

    Moobs - yes. Email me if you want to meet up.

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