Sounds like a dinosaur

Two workmen had disembowelled the escalator this morning and were doing something monstrous to its insides which made it ululate and belch and berk. I said to a woman who was descending the stairs near me, “sounds like a dinosaur”. From her reaction I couldn’t tell if she agreed with me and found the idea alarming, or disagreed to the point of finding the analogy contemptible. After a second she said something like “it’s awful” or “this waffle”. Her words were muffled by the agonized wailing noise coming from the innards of the escalator. A dinosaur having an appendectomy, I thought, without anaesthetic. But we had reached the bottom of the steps and the woman had gone off into the food court to buy her awful waffles.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 at 11:20 AM and filed under New stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

One Response to “Sounds like a dinosaur”

  1. Beachhutman said:

    They just put new escalators in my local subway. But up ones only. It’s still three stairways down.

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