Pilgrims’ regress

On the BBC website, I read the headline “India train runs over 11 pilgrims”. I read this and for some reason it strikes me as a deliberate act - god damned India train! always running over pilgrims!

And another thing, the read / read thing. We need to establish a past form which is different from the present. Fuck it, “red” will do. Let it start here. You red it here first.

Additional: I couldn’t care less about the pilgrims. They should have bloody well stayed at home and not been so daft. Or at least not pilgrimmaged on the fucking train tracks!

Pilgrims = wankers.

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One Response to “Pilgrims’ regress”

  1. Pete said:

    I’m actually somewhat shocked it was only 11. I mean, if you watch that film where Ben Kingsley waffles a lot about peace and then gets shot while the country descends into anarchy, it seems that pilgrims in the region rarely move in such small numbers!

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