Death by pork bun

This morning I was in the kitchen at work, making myself a standard cup of tea, and there was a young woman in there microwaving a Chinese pork bun in five-second bursts, and after each burst she waited for the oven to emit its programmed five beeps before opening the door, prodding it, and setting it for another five seconds.

Cooking time: 50 seconds.
Beeping time: 30 seconds.
Prodding time: 20 seconds.
Apparent time: 3 years.

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4 Responses to “Death by pork bun”

  1. Mikeachim said:

    There should be things to do while waiting for machines to ping. Studies should be done like this.
    Those 3 years could be extremely productive for her.
    She could have taken your example and made a cup of tea.

  2. Pete said:

    No matter what I’m cooking, I tend to stop just before the ping. I figure the second less cooking time won’t kill me, but smashing the microwave because the ping annoys me may.

  3. disgruntled said:

    Everything pings now. Our washing machine pings, and if you don’t empty it immediately it pings again and keeps on pinging until you do. A needy washing machine. What did I do to deserve that?

  4. O said:

    Are we going for a pint or what?

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