Bunuel babies
Teething, eh? You’re lying there in bed, slumbering peacefully, drooling more than usual but whatever, and then you wake up with a crazy throb in your mouth, and the skin of your gums is literally being pierced and split apart by sharp tooth-like things, which, as you will eventually understand, are teeth.
Sure, it’s easy to laugh now, but imagine having a little stub of bone razor its way, without warning, from somewhere you never thought would spout a tooth - your eyeball for example. That’s what it’s like for babies! Don’t even get me started on caterpillars.
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That last word made me shudder in horror. Probably a Freudian thing. Razors slicing out of….
Posted on 17-Dec-06 at 4:47 pm | Permalink….
Anyhoo.
Caterpillars? That’s nothing - what about tadpoles?
Posted on 18-Dec-06 at 4:44 am | PermalinkJust wait until the molars kick in. Abject fucking misery, they are. At least the front teeth are sharp.
Posted on 18-Dec-06 at 7:46 am | PermalinkMike: caterpillars are a well-known Freudian symbol for eyebrows. You are obviously very attached to your eyebrows.
lilo: or aliens?
frunt: you can say that again. I almost sliced my pinkie off applying gel at 5:30 this morning.
Posted on 18-Dec-06 at 4:50 pm | Permalink