Top 5 musical instruments

1. Flute - a lute tuned to F
2. Contrabandsoon - a bassoon wadded with skag-sacks
3. Bass piccolo
4. Harpsigong
5. Strumpet

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9 Responses to “Top 5 musical instruments”

  1. lemonsquash said:

    I tried to give up playing the kazoomerang, but I can’t seem to get rid of it.

  2. american erewhonist said:

    I hate to be lewd, but surely you are forgetting the mighty Tromboner

  3. menace said:

    Not to mention the flugelhorn and didgeridoo. Wait…

  4. Heraldblog said:

    The branjo has always moved me. Especially first thing in the morning.

  5. O said:

    One of my former students in Japan–a crusty old hardcore Japanese nationalist–claims that the only instrument men should play is the flute. All other instruments are for chicks, says he.

  6. menace said:

    A case of “if you’ve got it, flautist”.

  7. pog said:

    You forgot the git-tar.

  8. Heraldblog said:

    The harpsicurd is kind of cheesy, don’t you think?

  9. menace said:

    Spizzle-trunk

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