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Let us never speak of this again

I don’t want to blog about David Hasselhoff. He may be big, and funny, but he’s not clever, and hearing people drone on about how ‘kitsch’ and ‘ironic’ he is makes my ears haemorrhage. Any charm ‘the Hoff’ once held for me has been erased by the recent bombardment of chainmails and tee shirts bearing his queasifying image. So I don’t want to blog about Hasselhoff. But when I read quotes like these, what choice do I have? Animal instinct takes over.

I think you have choices to make and the biggest choice that I made is I tried to save the world and forgot to save myself.

Amid all the adversity, whenever I had problems, God always said, ‘Here’s Chicago, here’s a book, here’s the No1 TV show, here’s the No1 movie, here’s a recording deal, here’s two million downloads. I’m gonna make you the biggest star in the world, David, and I’m going to give you responsibility with that, and you can take it or you can fuck it up. I fucked it up, I’ve taken it.

I believe the camera photographs your aura, and it also photographs your heart. And I cast Baywatch that way.

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Now, let us never speak of this again.

This entry was posted on Friday, September 1st, 2006 at 3:11 PM and filed under New stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

7 Responses to “Let us never speak of this again”

  1. KE said:

    So says the man who once uttered the immortal words “Boff the Hoff”.

    Posted on 01-Sep-06 at 4:07 pm | Permalink
  2. Mikeachim said:

    *wiping tears from eyes*
    ….
    No, really, I really am.

    Posted on 01-Sep-06 at 5:41 pm | Permalink
  3. menace said:

    KE: I never uttered those words. I simply awoke to find them scrawled across my quivering flesh.

    Mike: You’d have a heart of stone if you weren’t.

    Posted on 01-Sep-06 at 7:03 pm | Permalink
  4. roach said:

    a strange phenomemon, the hoff man. and now i learn he’s unhinged. a kindred spirit p’raps?

    Posted on 02-Sep-06 at 5:05 pm | Permalink
  5. Moobs said:

    In HOff’s eyes you will see the wisdom of ages; in his touch the consolation; in his pecs the mighty rock of faith.

    Posted on 03-Sep-06 at 4:12 pm | Permalink
  6. menace said:

    Roach: Perhaps - I don’t feel I know you well enough to say…

    Moobs: quite. And did Jesus have a talking car? I think not.

    Posted on 05-Sep-06 at 8:06 pm | Permalink
  7. pog said:

    Barking. Completely effin’ barking.

    Posted on 06-Sep-06 at 1:26 am | Permalink

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