The problem with haiku and a proposed solution

Like everyone else, I like haiku but I have a couple of problems with them:

1. They don’t tell a proper story. You read a haiku and you sort of have an idea about what it’s trying to say but actually getting the story straight, well it’s almost impossible. Mainly this is due to haiku-writers thinking they’re actually poets and therefore not saying what they mean but instead saying something a bit like what they mean, or even worse, the exact oposite of what they mean, you know what I mean.

2. They’re way too long. By the time you get to the third line you’ve forgotten how they started. You keep having to go back and re-read bits to try and piece all the words and clauses together. And of course you keep having to count the syllables to make sure it’s a real haiku.

Now I’m not saying let’s get rid of all the haiku on the internet, there are far too many for that. But in the future instead of going to all the trouble of writing a haiku, I think it would make more sense to do three word stories instead. The three word story, invented by me, is a story of at most three words. You can use two words or one word but no more than three words. And all the words have to be on the same line. And they have to tell a story, they can’t just say ‘the trees are flappy and brown’ or ‘the apparition of those faces in the crowd / petals on a wet, black bough’ or any of that.

Here’s an example:

Petronella went skiing.

Please leave examples in the comments below. Thank you.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 at 1:36 PM and filed under New stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

15 Responses to “The problem with haiku and a proposed solution”

  1. KE said:

    I bet this is a lot easier in German.

  2. KE said:

    Menace ate plums.

  3. KE said:

    Kate made paella.

  4. KE said:

    Kate wants wine.

  5. dmts said:

    Heather drank wine

  6. Ant said:

    Debby did Dallas.

    Is that a bit of Ezra Pound I spy, Menace? (Can’t be arsed to check by googling.)

    Oh, also, what’s with the Petronella? Any fule kno it’s:

    Horace goes skiing.

  7. undercovercookie said:

    don’t like poetry

  8. Doc Tpay said:

    Matt had kittens.

  9. Norah said:

    Norah read this.

  10. Keith Spragg said:

    Keith woz ‘ere.

    or…

    I pressed flesh.

    or…

    Life’s dreams unfulfilled.

  11. dmts said:

    keith without brackets.

  12. menace said:

    Yes, that is Pound’s famous image.

    Some excellent three word stories there. I was particularly gripped by the one about the kittens. I can see myself reading that one at least once a year.

    Keith - I was trying to hunt you down the other day, assuming that you must have a modern presence somewhere on the net. But I failed.

  13. Pog said:

    Strained peas banned.

  14. Ant said:

    Pea ban strained.

  15. Rick28 said:

    Menace searches: Keith

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