My friend’s continued absence

My friend’s lumbar problems continue to worsen, despite courses of massage, physiotherapy, yoga and more abstruse techniques including electrical stimulation and chiropractice. His absence, now into its second month, is attested to by the pile of subscription periodicals, on the subjects of investing and personal finance, slowly spreading across his desk like mold.

My friend tells the story of his time in London in the sixties, when he would go occasionally to the Billingsgate market at four in the a.m. to buy sacks full of crab, which he would boil that same evening in an enormous wrought-iron cauldron and share with seven or eight acquaintances of both genders. The implication being that when all the crab had been eaten, or everyone’s appetite for crab satisfied, whichever was the sooner, various romantic activites would ensue, in keeping with the temper of the times.

This entry was posted on Friday, March 10th, 2006 at 11:02 AM and filed under Sunbeam. Trackbacks are closed.

5 Responses to “My friend’s continued absence”

  1. Jimi said:

    really, can anyones appetite for crab truly be satisfied?

  2. Pog said:

    Sharing crabs - how sweet ….

  3. menace said:

    Jimi: let’s avoid metaphysics.

    pog: that was what the sixties were all about.

  4. Pog said:

    So I heard. Though my older sister, who was a teenager then, missed the whole thing. Apparently.

  5. menace said:

    I thought if you could remember it, you weren’t there?

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