No one ever died from molds

There’s nothing I like better to settle a stomach stuffed full of raw fish and horseradish than a cool drink of water. If possible I like my drink of water to be tall, but short and in-between are fine too. However, I do insist on my drink of water being cool. That’s why I was overjoyed to discover that my employer in its beneficence has provided a water-cooler on my side of the office, meaning I no longer have to expedish to the accounts kitchen when I want a cool, and possibly tall, drink of water.

Interestingly, my comrade (of the Good Vibes deficiency - see below) is half Chinese, and not a believer in the drinking of chilled water. Apparently the Chinese like their water room-temperature, or preferably slightly warmer. You could say she is lukewarm about drinking water which isn’t.

Anyway, according to the info-sheet attached to our new water-cooler, my cool (tap) water has had the following contaminants removed by “microfiltration and reverse osmosis systems”:

Chlorine, Chloramines, Lead, Trihalomethanes (THM’s), Volatile Organic Chemicals (VOC’s), Off-tastes & odors, Turbidity, Dirt & Rust, Parasites, Giardia, Cryptosporidium, Molds, Algae, Asbestos fibres, Oxidized iron, managanese and sulphides, 99.9% of all particles 0.5 micron and larger.

As far as I can see these contaminants break down, so to speak, into three groups:

Contaminants I’m glad to see the back of

  • Lead (makes you atrophy)
  • Trihalomethanes (sounds terrifying)
  • Parasites (send ‘em back to their own countries)
  • Asbestos fibres (plenty of fibre in my diet already)

Contaminants I’d prefer they left in, if possible

  • Chlorine (stops infections, verucas &c)
  • Off-tastes & odors (nothing wrong with either of these)
  • Turbidity (not a contaminant in the first place)
  • Dirt & rust (healthy carbon content)
  • Molds (no-one ever died from molds)
  • 99.9% of all particles 0.5 micron and larger (overly zealous)

Contaminants I’m not sure about, but would like to make an informed choice if possible

  • Chloramines (bore-amines)
  • Volatile Organic Chemicals (VOC’s) (sounds kind of fun)
  • Giardia (Italian?)
  • Cryptosporidum (surely a made-up contaminant?)
  • Algae (isn’t tofu made of algae?)
  • Oxidized shit.

Regular, forward-moving osmosis I can handle, but when they start reversing it I’m just not so sure.

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6 Responses to “No one ever died from molds”

  1. dmts said:

    the day they add some juniper, grains and other enhancers to the water cooler will be a good day - then leave sliced lemons and a bottle of tonic next to it.

  2. Bobble said:

    Apart from Stachybotrys or Chaetomium.

    But then it’s always their mycotoxins. Bleeding lungs, nice.

  3. Norah said:

    My parents used to have water straight from the spring through their taps. My father insisted this was A Good Thing.
    “But Daddy, there are newts coming through and clogging up the kitchen sink.”
    “Ah hah - proves it’s fresh!”
    “But Daddy, they’re not whole newts… more gory newt stumps.”

  4. menace said:

    dmts: strange to relate I have seen such a water-cooler. It looked a bit like this.

    Bobble: those aren’t contaminants, those are lesser demons of the eighth circle of hell.

    Norah: I like newts put I couldn’t drink a whole one.

  5. Globet said:

    My dad got giardia from drinking water from their dam.
    And I’d like to thank you for leaving a link to your new abode on your old website, coz no one else has and I’m feeling very lost, cross and confused.

  6. Pog said:

    So, reverse osmosis is when they suck the juice out of the little bugs, is it? So you’re drinking bug juice?
    Ack.

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