things move around

Bookman Old Style, peering at you from behind prince-nez glasses, saying shhh.
Comic Sans MS, a droll customer.
Times New Roman, the accomplished salesman with a secret fetish identity.
Garamond, Garamond, won’t you do the fandango.
Palatino Linotype, a Florentine carpet salesman.
Tahoma, misnomer.
Univers Condensed and put in a snowglobe.
Verdana, growing plum tomatoes and citrus fruits in her own hothouse.
Courier, content to live alone.
Arial, a solace in times of doubt, dread, despair.