whole body explode

Me: Look at all the bugs on the windscreen - or at least, what’s left of them.
Wing: Imagine being a bug.
Me: A short life.
Wing: No, I mean the way they die. Imagine it - heh heh - you’re flying along, and next thing - heh heh - flying along, and whumph! - whole body explode!

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4 Responses to “whole body explode”

  1. armyofthe12gritos said:

    this way, the last thing that goes through your mind is your ass ! :-)

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  2. menace said:

    exactly! like a ‘nam movie!

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  3. Mikeachim said:

    Live small die wide.

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  4. Lilo said:

    Q: A fly is flying along at 10mph. Travelling in the opposite direction is a car at 30mph. The fly hits the windscreen. What is the first thing that comes into its head?
    A: Its arse.

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