Faculty of Arts

The untrustworthy ones,
oh, you watch out for them -
the person whose friend is your enemy’s friend -
you watch out for them, or you’re screwed,

for you can’t comprehend
the untrustworthy ones -
and you won’t get a chance to condemn -
and your enemy’s enemy’s enemy’s friend
is your enemy too.

It’s too late when you read the review:
‘X appears to be less than familiar with Donne’s
second cousin, fifteen times removed.’

Yes, you watch out for them when you work in the Arts -
or the Faculty of, anyway -
for as quick as those cloistered old cunts will declare you a genius, they’ll lop off your operative parts
in the Grub St Biannual
(a most influential
square metre of papier maché),

which is not to imply
that it’s wise to rely
on a BsC or MBA.

This entry was posted on Friday, February 25th, 2005 at 3:59 AM and filed under Old stuff, Poetry. Trackbacks are closed.

3 Responses to “Faculty of Arts”

  1. Geeksoapbox said:

    KILL THEM ALL!! The untrustworthy ones i mean.

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  2. jimi said:

    another gem sir, i raise my hat in triumph

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  3. menace said:

    Geek - i don’t trust you at all.

    jimi - you’re after my job.

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