The mall
I entered the mall via a regular-sized door. In the course of the next hour, I would buy nothing, and see nothing I wanted to buy, as the mall wrapped itself around me like a straightjacket. I would lose my bearings in a numb succession of Escher-like escalators - Escherlators? - and other people as forsaken as myself. I’ll have to go back to the mall one night after work this week.
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you don’t HAVE to
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Posted on 20-Dec-04 at 4:03 pm | PermalinkI do. The power of Christmas compels me.
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Posted on 20-Dec-04 at 4:05 pm | Permalinkyou CAN resist
Posted on 20-Dec-04 at 5:00 pm | PermalinkKate is The Power of Christmas?
Excellent.
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Posted on 20-Dec-04 at 8:04 pm | PermalinkI suspect we will all be in the same wretched cosmic mall one night after work this week. Look out for me.
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Posted on 20-Dec-04 at 8:05 pm | PermalinkI hate days like that. Not meaning to rub it in but, I just went to the mall, finished my shopping and was back home in an hour. Productive and cheapness!
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Posted on 21-Dec-04 at 12:02 am | PermalinkHooray!
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Posted on 21-Dec-04 at 12:04 am | PermalinkTo paraphrase Ecclesiastes 9:10 :
Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the mall, whither thou goest
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Posted on 21-Dec-04 at 2:02 am | PermalinkMake a master plan, be the planmaster. Remember, everyone and everything is trying to sell you something, say no and use violence if you have to. Unless they’re old, if they are pretend to be a mental.
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Posted on 21-Dec-04 at 5:04 am | PermalinkWhenever I go to a department store, and can’t find anyone to help me, I pretend to shoplift.
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