It’s headline but it’s not news

Yasser Arafat ‘very, very sick’.

In other news:

Yellow snow ‘bad for health’ - p 10
Britney divorced married - p 43
Pope’s taste in hats ‘unorthodox’ - p 94

Yasser’s missus is a bit of a fox, though.

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12 Responses to “It’s headline but it’s not news”

  1. amillionpieces said:

    I hear Stalin became ‘very, very sick’ too…

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  2. menace said:

    Are you suggesting Yasser’s got the pox, Pete? Or was that Lenin?

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  3. frejaluna said:

    you are still brilliant.

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  4. jimi said:

    how do you judge whether a man is just”very sick” or “very,very sick”?Can you be “very, very, very sick”? or would that mean dead?

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  5. [anonymous] said:

    Yasser’s Mrs? Your verging on ’specialist taste’ there, I think, ace.

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  6. poggle said:

    ’specialist’ is a bit of an understatement there, innit snags?

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  7. [anonymous] said:

    Perhaps a little.

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  8. [anonymous] said:

    Bitter Beauty is confused - P 97
    But then again, that’s just me on a very very very normal day :o/

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  9. jackdalton said:

    As a Hero of the Hour (capitalised), I should have something worthwhile to add to the fox or not or what debate. But I don’t. So I won’t make any comment on this entry. At all.

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  10. jimi said:

    his wife is a boot and so theres no wonder he had her move to Paris

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  11. incunabulist said:

    I don’t think you can ever be ‘very, very, very sick’. The next one up from ‘very, very sick’ is ‘very, very sick indeed’.

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  12. beachhutman said:

    Peace in our time maybe?

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