Why couldn’t John Peel apply for the manager’s job and Carlton Palmer cark it?
Actually that’s not fair. I’m sure Carlton’s a lovely fella. I just wish he’d take up his rightful position as a Brobdingnagian cocktail-stirrer and quit menacing my poor football club, which has suffered enough over the last couple of seasons without this diabolical turn of events.
Brilliant! For reasons I won’t explain, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day Menace, and you’re up against some pretty stiff competition because I’ve been in Argos.
pog - but it’s tiny even for a footballer. If we liken footballers to stegosauri, whose walnut-sized brains were famously dwarfed by their massive crania, then Carlton Palmer is an archaeopteryx, whose walnut-sized brain is in proportion with his miniscule bonce. There is a saying football circles: in the land of the pea-brained men, the mini-skulled man is Carlton Palmer.
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These things come in threes… wonder what the third will be.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 12:05 am | PermalinkI love the caption: ‘Palmer has paid ultimate cost’. I was under the impression it was everyone else.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 12:05 am | PermalinkWhy couldn’t John Peel apply for the manager’s job and Carlton Palmer cark it?
Actually that’s not fair. I’m sure Carlton’s a lovely fella. I just wish he’d take up his rightful position as a Brobdingnagian cocktail-stirrer and quit menacing my poor football club, which has suffered enough over the last couple of seasons without this diabolical turn of events.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:00 am | PermalinkYou’re comparing that to football? Shame on you, mr ace ….
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:00 am | PermalinkI’m sure JP would understand.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:00 am | PermalinkI’m sure you’re right.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:00 am | PermalinkI think a dead JP would do a better job as manager, to be absolutely fair to Carlton.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:00 am | PermalinkI can’t believe Mr Peel has gone, it is so sad :(
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:02 am | PermalinkI don’t have a clue who Carlton is. Pog, stop pretending you do.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:03 am | Permalinkrevealtits - what’s this suddenly “being fair” to Carlton Palmer?
tedlib - i agree. i thought he would live for ever, like superman will in our hearts.
KE - you don’t want to know, believe me.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:03 am | PermalinkI didn’t actually read the article, Kate - there was a picture of a bloke with a football shirt on at the top.
See?
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:03 am | PermalinkDid you notice that the bloke had an uncommonly tiny head, pog?
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:03 am | PermalinkBrilliant! For reasons I won’t explain, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day Menace, and you’re up against some pretty stiff competition because I’ve been in Argos.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:04 am | PermalinkHe’s a footballer - why would I think that was odd?
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:04 am | PermalinkI do hope you’ll explain why you were in Argos, silveretta.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:04 am | PermalinkYou mean the ancient Greek city of Argos?
pog - but it’s tiny even for a footballer. If we liken footballers to stegosauri, whose walnut-sized brains were famously dwarfed by their massive crania, then Carlton Palmer is an archaeopteryx, whose walnut-sized brain is in proportion with his miniscule bonce. There is a saying football circles: in the land of the pea-brained men, the mini-skulled man is Carlton Palmer.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 1:05 am | PermalinkThis is truly the worst day ever. Hope you’re bearing up.
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 3:01 am | PermalinkVod give me strength…
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 3:02 am | PermalinkWARNING ? TOP PRIORITY ? WARNING
Amegrito , special Ambassador of Gritoland , sent to discover Far lands with the help of Digital femme is missing. There is a huge chocolate cake reward for any Blogger giving us elements on his current location. The image abode was provided kindly by Ska Girl and Sam.
King Negrito
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Posted on 27-Oct-04 at 6:01 am | Permalink