Missionary position

Since I wore treebark as a diaper and spoke only by means of vomiting, I’ve had one burning, driving, relentless and otherwise cliche-ridden ambition - to start an Institute. Not an institution, which would be hegemoniacal, but an Institute.

Institutes are Indispensible because they Instruct the world on Issues of Importance.

But I have been unable to form an institute, owing to certain local, national, UN and intergalactic funding issues, and also, needless to say, because every Institute needs a Mission Statement.

Some famous Mission Statements from History:

We Will Prevail - George W. Bush

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old. - Winston Churchill (extended version, available only on gatefold LP)

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds - F.R. Leavis

Yippe Kay Yay Motherfucker - Bruce Willis

How could I hope to match these illustious examples? These were some great institutes, ranging from The U.S. of A. to the New Critics. I was fumbdounded. But now, I look up into the night sky, and the twinkling contents cause a debate with someone who shall remain nameless. I conjecture that a certain incandescence is Polaris, The Pole Star - I am rebutted, and hasten to the World Wide Web (Mission Statement: Life is like a box of chocolates) the quicker to obtain my satisfaction.

I discover an Institute which, though lowly in its goals, its manners and means has the Mission Statement to end all Mission Statements. A Mission Statement which makes other Mission Statements look like weak-kneed moments of crapulous self-doubt and fuzzy-headedness.

The Polaris Institute - retooling citizen movements for democratic social change in an age of corporate-driven globalization.

I don’t think we have any choice but to choose to accept it.

This entry was posted on Saturday, July 24th, 2004 at 9:39 AM and filed under Old stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

5 Responses to “Missionary position”

  1. demolitionlover said:

    Havent been here in while…are those bricks? It’s me pink… we never finshed that delightful railways poem..
    My blog sucks now :(
    How are you?

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  2. menace said:

    hey! i don’t think it does. where did we get up to? 1840? i’m fine - i moved to BC.

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  3. demolitionlover said:

    Like you still have the first half? or shall i make a complete version for you to do as you wish with it..?

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  4. menace said:

    Of course I still have it. It’s on my blog, somewhere.

    Probably quicker to do it again from the start than to find the first half here, though.

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  5. poggle said:

    Goodness. They’re carving poo?

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