swap deal

Two golden bollocks for half a litre of stale Mateus Rosé? Please? Pretty Portugese please? No? Oh well. Can’t say I blame you.

Urs Meier? Sounds like someone taking a shit. Who does he think he is, anyway, telling eleven Englishmen what they can and can’t do on a foreign field? Typical EU beaurocracy from the Swiss. Err…

Fuck it, he’s probably a kraut in disguise.

As for Helder Posterior, the Tottenham Flop himself, five words: no-one likes a smartarse.

Hang on, what am I saying? I am Canadian, right? Who gives a damn about this soccerball nonsense, anyway? Hey, isn’t it time for the NHL draft? Rock on! Go Canucks Go!

Honestly - Europeans. Bunch of girls playing girls’ games.

This entry was posted on Friday, June 25th, 2004 at 2:54 AM and filed under Old stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

7 Responses to “swap deal”

  1. amillionpieces said:

    *spits*
    Sorry, its instinctive when I hear his name… Urs Meier - Heinrich Himmler? I think we all see the similarities.

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  2. Mikeachim said:

    Gloom, like the morning drizzle, is settling across England at the moment. But never fear: I’m sure we’ll be able to whip up a lather of righteous, energetic xenophobia by lunchtime. When the countrywide hangover has worn off.

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  3. jimi said:

    I’ve allways considered myself Dutch anyway……..

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  4. poggle said:

    The only thing that bothered me about the whole tournament was the frustration and irritation of trying to get to work in the face of cancelled trains and tubes due to ’staff shortages’ which were apparently due to an ‘outbreak of flu’.
    Yeah.
    Right.

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  5. menace said:

    jimi, i’ve always considered you dutch, too.
    br>pog, you love your job. we all know this.

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  6. menace said:

    PeeJ - my point exactly.

    mike - there’s nothing wrong with righteous, energetic xenophobia. Go Canucks Go!

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  7. poggle said:

    It’s a fair cop guv.

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