Me, only better

Hi, everyone! Menace here! How’s it going?

Let’s talk about chips, or football. How about that Wayne Rooney? Go Everton!

No, wait. Let’s write a nice poem instead. Er - anyone know something that rhymes with ‘Cartesian dualism’?

Dum de dum de dum….

Hey! Has my blog always been this revolting colour?

Hang on. What I really meant to say here is: I sold my computer. And I’m really busy at work this week and all, so I haven’t been able to post for a bit, and probably won’t be able to for a bit longer. Bugger.

But don’t worry. If I really can’t find any time to post, I’ll maybe get Kate to post something for me, but in my own style instead of hers. It’ll be great! You won’t even know the difference! We’re practically interchangeable.

In the meantime, while I am still doing my own posts, I feel I don’t really say enough nice things about Kate on here, so let me start by saying she has lovely hair. And she’s a babe! And she always beats me at arm-wrestling. Go Kate! I am in awe of both your genius and your graciousness, darling.

I truly think this is one of my finest posts, ever. I’m sure you all agree. Hooray!

This entry was posted on Monday, March 29th, 2004 at 11:56 AM and filed under Old stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

14 Responses to “Me, only better”

  1. KateEvans said:

    Gosh, thanks babes! What a fab post.

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  2. menace said:

    It IS fab, isn’t it? I think I’m really improving.

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  3. silveretta said:

    I must say, I’ve always thought that about Kate’s hair too. It always comes across in her own blog.
    Anyway, this is probably not only your finest entry ever Menace, but very likely the blogging world’s too.

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  4. menace said:

    Thanks, silveretta! I think I’ll go give Kate all my sweeties now, just because she’s so wonderful.

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  5. poggle said:

    Oooh - now that’s a bit confusing, you two.
    Tch ….
    And on a Monday too.

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  6. menace said:

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, pog. Humph.

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  7. KateEvans said:

    Just ignore pog, babes. She doesn’t understand your genius.

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  8. poggle said:

    aaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh!!!

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  9. menace said:

    Pog, please don’t make a fuss on my blog. I don’t want you upsetting Kate, or anything. Oh, did I mention how perfect she is?

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  10. poggle said:

    This is automatic writing, isn’t it … erm …. KE?
    Anyway, I knew that already. The perfect bit, I mean. I noo dat.

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  11. menace said:

    Who are you calling KE? Humph. As if I could possibly imitate such a sublime talent.

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  12. poggle said:

    Yes … erm … yes menace. Of course, menace.

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  13. callingplanetearth said:

    Cartesian Dualism
    Leads to confusiasm
    Menacing Evansgialism
    (Faerie Queen, short, or
    Are either of `em botheredism?)
    Never mind the mantra:
    Can there ever be
    Hotlove in Canadra?

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  14. TriPolarProduce said:

    i don’t know what to believe…

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