Full moon

Is there anything purer or hornier in this world than the girl you fancy without warning mooning in your direction? Perhaps from a distance of twenty yards or so? And then acting like nothing happened?

No, there is not.

It’s the grown-up version of sticking out your tongue. It’s where love and lust melt into one.

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16 Responses to “Full moon”

  1. KateEvans said:

    Ahem.

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  2. menace said:

    Oh, hi there, Kate.

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  3. KateEvans said:

    I suppose if I deny ever mooning you, you’ll just say I’m “acting like nothing happened”?

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  4. KateEvans said:

    This is slander, I tell you.

    Hey!

    Wait a minute!

    There isn’t some OTHER girl mooning you, is there??

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  5. menace said:

    So cute. So cheeky. Sigh.

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  6. menace said:

    No, it’s just you, KE. Go on - moon me again. *swoon*

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  7. poggle said:

    What? Boy-style pants-down mooning?
    Or that New Orleans, Mardi Gras whip-your-top-up flash?
    I do believe the latter is sexier.
    And bet KE would do that with style and panache.
    Erm - hope you don’t mind me saying, KE …..

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  8. poggle said:

    And you reckon that that simile will mollify her, huh?
    I don’t believe she’s that gullible ….

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  9. menace said:

    It is where KE is concerned. Her moonies are like the twinkle of little stars.

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  10. poggle said:

    Yeah right - and bottom-mooning is well-known for those qualities.
    In your universe.
    You fibber.

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  11. menace said:

    No no no, pog! I was talking about the boy-style, bottom-mooning. The mardi-gras mooning is just so… brazen. I like my moonage demure and ladylike.

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  12. menace said:

    It just wouldn’t be as sexy if you admitted to it, KE *gazes wistfully into space*

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  13. KateEvans said:

    Quite right, pog. (Not to mention he’s still fibbing. If he’d ever actually seen me moon, he’d know perfectly well that it looks more like the unveiling of a new model of articulated lorry.)

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  14. poggle said:

    *sniggers*
    *at menace - not you KE*

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  15. menace said:

    KE - model, yes. Articulate, yes. Lorry, certainly not.

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  16. poggle said:

    What a crawler …..

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