update

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

i went to my doctors appointment today.
he started conversation about my injury.
he started conversation about my piercings, hair and jobs while looking this way.
he started conversation about how intelligent, well spoken and incredibly smart i am.
he told me i needed an mri on my lower back.
he told me i needed physical therapy.
he told me they don’t prescribe the medications that i’m on.
he told me i need a tens machine at home.
he gave me a prescription for celebrex.
consider yourself updated.

- found on a blog once, before I knew what a blog was (might have been LiveJournal).

Me? Tidied up a bit. Comprehensively, would you believe.

dear son

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

try not to get crisps in your eye

downtime

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

a telephone and a ring
and you are going, going

like the remains of a song
dueted disjointedly
valedictorally

into the smoky night
the night of ill-repute
the blue refuted night

and then you are gone

Pondlife

Monday, September 29, 2003

Whales are aquatic mammals which are divided into three suborders:

Baleen Whales: The Mysticeti.
Toothed Whales: The Odontoceti.
Extinct Whales: The Archaeoceti

Whales are warm blooded and maintain an average body temperature of about 96.8 degrees.

Whales have thick layers of blubber or fat that help the animal float and stay warm.

Whales have fins and flippers that give them stability while swimming. Some whales have short flippers and others have long ones.

The dorsal fins of whales vary in shape and size. The dorsal fin of a male orca is longer than that of a female. Not all whales have dorsal fins. Some whales have smooth backs while others have knobs and ridges down the middle of their backs.

The underside of a whale is usually lighter than it’s back. This is called counter shading. Counter shading makes it possible for a whale to sneak up on prey.

A common exclamation on spying a whale is thar she blows!

If all the whales in the world were to jump out of the ocean at once, global sea levels would momentarily fall by half an inch.

Some types of whale are:

Baird’s Beaked Whale, Cuvier’s Beaked Dolphin, Dall’s Porpoise. False Killer Whale, Killer Whale, Narwhal, Pilot Whale, Pygmy Sperm Whale, Risso’s Dolphin, Rough-tooth Whale, Yangtze River Dolphin, Blue Whale, Bowhead Whale, Bryde’s Whale, Fin Whale, Gray Whale, Humpback Whale, Minke Whale, Pygmy Right Whale, Right Whale, Sei Whale, Bottlenose Dolphin, Bottlenose Whale, Common Dolphin, Sperm Whale, Spinner Dolphin, White Whale (Beluga).

Southern Right whales have large white bumps that occur on the top of the head, along the eye and along the edges of the lower jaw. These bumps are called callosities. The shape of the callosites located on the head are unique for each individual.

The list of Extinct Whales has not been completed. Little research has been done on extinct whales until recent years, therefore, this will be a very challenging project.

do they have penguins in Patagonia,

Monday, September 29, 2003

or not?

Terrine of thought

Monday, September 29, 2003

“He also told me something very important: No matter where you go, no matter what you do, no matter what troubles you may encounter in life - there are nine hundred million people in China who really couldn’t care less. So you might as well have a good time.”

- Glen Hauman, in Chasing Hairy.

And that’s just the people - what about the beetles and the bugs? And the pandas?

“Whatever happened to all those pandas.”

- The Stranglers, who also sang Golden Brown, which I am told concerns bamboo-shooting up.

“Hey, mister bamboorine man, play a song for me.”

- Bob the Bear. How did he get here?

on a lighter note…

Monday, September 29, 2003

be cruel. be cowardly. be hard. be disruptive. be sad. be uncreative. be low and loud. be a broken window paine. always be selfish. never be moderate. never be mediated. be immediate. if you can’t be loud, be silent. be brutal, be brutalising, be brutalised. be frustrated. be opaque. be a let-down and be proud of it. belong nowhere. betray. befall. become. bellicose. don’t be a mouse. be everything you’re not and don’t feel like being.

be a man.

this is just the start

Monday, September 29, 2003

you ain’t seen nothin’ yet

i plan to make a molehill of this mountain

‘on’ switch is jammed and the pipes are spewing dust, the faucet’s gone and getting a plumber round here is like chopsticking a mozzer.

the intellectual sits at home all crumpled up and piteous

be a man

how about ya write it after you’ve done it?

ok

let’s get on with the job in hand

prehistoric

Saturday, September 27, 2003

i still have coal in my hair

teatoetal

Saturday, September 27, 2003

like an outsized babygrow
your second to little toe
if there is a god
i presume he knows
how much on me it grows

coming out of your jeans
like several unseen scenes
from a secret series
like the sauce of sardines
so much on me it leans