it’s a breeze

Attention seafarers!

Languishing in the doldrums? Running low on grog? Stuck in the millpond without oars?

Just perform the following invocation to unleash Pandora’s finest:

1. Make as if to spark up a cigarette. It helps if you are (a) gagging for a smoke and (b) pushed for time.

2. Feign turning the page of your broadsheet newspaper. For preference use the loose page in the middle.

3. At the first gust, say “Damn it all to buggery.” Close-reef your topsails and you’re away.

This entry was posted on Saturday, June 14th, 2003 at 2:21 PM and filed under Old stuff. Trackbacks are closed.

5 Responses to “it’s a breeze”

  1. kspragg said:

    Number 1) works just as well if you are waiting for a train, apparently.

    Keith (I was gutted you didn’t ask a question yesterday - I was sure you were going to ask something obscure!)

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  2. menace said:

    well-spotted keith. this is because the gust of wind propels the train down the tracks before it. it’s all very causal, you know. i said, causal.

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  3. KateEvans said:

    I like coming here. I generally don’t have a clue what you’re on about, then I log on late at night after drinks and it all makes perfect sense to me. Looking forward to figuring this one out later.

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  4. [anonymous] said:

    number 1 also works very well with buses, and also when standing outside pizza hut waiting for your table to be ready.

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  5. pinkice_cream said:

    youre an idiot, i like it!
    pink
    x
    much better than my stupid rhyming attempt
    i spose i have to give you the rest then… fair enough give me untill tomorrow though at least :)

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