suggestive chat-ups lines for the world traveller

Pop my cork in New York
Kiss my ring in Beijing
Unwrap my turban in Durban
Let your cape down in Cape Town
Show me your maracas in Caracas
Wax down my bumper in Kuala Lumpa
Refill my biro in Cairo
Show me your wetland in Shetland
Polish my luge in Bruges
Lick my wick in Lerwick
Flip my lid in Madrid
Ram your cock home in Stockholm
Get your rocks off in Vladivostock
Drop your towell-o in Sao Paulo
Kiss my ring in Beijing
Have a horn in Melbourne
Sin in Berlin
Ram your cock home in Stockholm

and a special one:

Eat my beef in Wellington

And for the journey:

Let the juice loose in the caboose

I feel sure there are many, many more.

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8 Responses to “suggestive chat-ups lines for the world traveller”

  1. kspragg said:

    As much as the idea of ?Ramming [my] cock home, in Stockholm? appeals, I?d be loath to do it twice, as your list suggests.

    Perhaps you can come up with a fruitful first line for Manchester, in honour of the Blinks..

    Keith (Tick Tock Tick Tock ? One day to go!)

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  2. itsmylimbo said:

    *sigh* and *tut* and *tsk* and all the other things girls say when they don’t want to admit to being amused by what my Pa calls ‘4th form humour’.

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  3. menace said:

    I thought it was so good, I’d list it twice.

    How about, oil my sou’wester in Manchester?

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  4. moredieofheartbreak said:

    That’s quite a challenge. The best I can come up with (so imagine the worst if you will): ‘Do it on a Vespa in Manchester’ or ‘Take offa your vesta in Manchester’ or ‘Bare your chesta in Manchester’ - those last two being for the benefit of Joe Dolce fans everywhere.

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  5. HairyMcClarey said:

    Make my trousers undone in London?
    Stroke my beaver in Geneva (or stoke my mole in Seoul)?
    A bit corny, but I think you’ve got most of the obvious ones!

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  6. dmts said:

    Take off my clothes in Montrose
    Have a leg over in Andover
    Flick my tits in Biarittz
    (ooh I’ve shocked myself)

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  7. menace said:

    Bravo! for Biarritz, Geneva, Seoul and the Vespa one, incongruous as this last one is.

    Edit: taking off clothes in Montrose is beyond the pale, I’m afraid.

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  8. anonymous said:

    Get a fester in Manchester
    never did like the place

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