suggestive chat-ups lines for the world traveller
Pop my cork in New York
Kiss my ring in Beijing
Unwrap my turban in Durban
Let your cape down in Cape Town
Show me your maracas in Caracas
Wax down my bumper in Kuala Lumpa
Refill my biro in Cairo
Show me your wetland in Shetland
Polish my luge in Bruges
Lick my wick in Lerwick
Flip my lid in Madrid
Ram your cock home in Stockholm
Get your rocks off in Vladivostock
Drop your towell-o in Sao Paulo
Kiss my ring in Beijing
Have a horn in Melbourne
Sin in Berlin
Ram your cock home in Stockholm
and a special one:
Eat my beef in Wellington
And for the journey:
Let the juice loose in the caboose
I feel sure there are many, many more.
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As much as the idea of ?Ramming [my] cock home, in Stockholm? appeals, I?d be loath to do it twice, as your list suggests.
Perhaps you can come up with a fruitful first line for Manchester, in honour of the Blinks..
Keith (Tick Tock Tick Tock ? One day to go!)
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 7:00 pm | Permalink*sigh* and *tut* and *tsk* and all the other things girls say when they don’t want to admit to being amused by what my Pa calls ‘4th form humour’.
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 7:00 pm | PermalinkI thought it was so good, I’d list it twice.
How about, oil my sou’wester in Manchester?
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 7:00 pm | PermalinkThat’s quite a challenge. The best I can come up with (so imagine the worst if you will): ‘Do it on a Vespa in Manchester’ or ‘Take offa your vesta in Manchester’ or ‘Bare your chesta in Manchester’ - those last two being for the benefit of Joe Dolce fans everywhere.
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 7:03 pm | PermalinkMake my trousers undone in London?
Stroke my beaver in Geneva (or stoke my mole in Seoul)?
A bit corny, but I think you’ve got most of the obvious ones!
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 7:04 pm | PermalinkTake off my clothes in Montrose
Have a leg over in Andover
Flick my tits in Biarittz
(ooh I’ve shocked myself)
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 7:04 pm | PermalinkBravo! for Biarritz, Geneva, Seoul and the Vespa one, incongruous as this last one is.
Edit: taking off clothes in Montrose is beyond the pale, I’m afraid.
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Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 8:00 pm | PermalinkGet a fester in Manchester
Posted on 08-Aug-03 at 8:03 pm | Permalinknever did like the place